My Head - My Mind

SALAD VS MIE

Dalam suatu jamuan makan malam resmi, seorg ambasador dari negara barat (ketika mengambil makanan) berusaha utk ramah terhdp seorg nyonya pejabat Indonesia yg berada di-depannya :

Ambasador : “Do you like salad ?”
Dikira nanya’in sholat, sang nyonya menjawab : “Oh yes, five times a day.”
Ambasador : “Wow, that’s very healthy. What kind of dressing do you like for salad ?”
Nyonya : “Mukena, of course.”
Sang ambasador berpikir keras, that must be a new dressing for salad I never knew before.

Ketika sampai di bagian chinese food, sang nyonya mencoba membalas keramahan si ambasador. Meski bhs Inggris pas-pasan, tp sang nyonya nekad, sambil nyendok mie yg msh panas sang nyonya berusaha menjamu
tamunya dgn baik n menawarkan mie tersebut : “Do you like mie ?”
Ambasador bingung, dipikirnya me = saya : “Eeeeem ….. yes….. with all my respect.”
Nyonya (dengan mantap menimpali lagi): “Still hot..you know.”
Ambasador : ?????@?x????

WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question,

‘When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?’

Suzy raised her hand and said, ‘I think it’s your hands.’

‘Why do you think it’s your hands, Suzy?’

Suzy replied, ‘Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.’

‘What a wonderful answer!’ the nun said.

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Little Johnny raised his hand and said, ‘Sister, I think it’s your legs.’

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. ‘Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?’

Little Johnny said, ‘Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy’s bedroom the other night.

Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, ‘Oh God, I’m coming!’

If Dad hadn’t pinned her down, we’d have lost her.